One day, Bat man was rampooning around town. He was just minding his own business when-SHABLAMMMMM!- a giant horse dog apparated out of nowhere. Out of shock, Batman fainted. He awoke an hour later only to realize that his shoes had disappeared. They were his favorite shoes too. The new nike/under armor pro-jacked b-ball 3000s. He then proceeded to cry. He cried and cried and cried, because he now had no clue how he was gonna be kicking' oldschool style with his boyyyyz down at the local b-ball court. Like, really/... how can someone be "kicking it" with no shoes. Their feet will get hurt. So he just went home.
-CGDH
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